onedeadkitty:
haha dr pig is so funny. I remember watching Back at the Barnyard with my boyfriend who was apart of the show. His name was filbert, but on the show he was Pig. Doctor. Pig. He and I every Saturday would cuddle up and watch Back At The Barnyard. Every time his character showed up we’d smile. Except one time. He looked upset when I looked back at him during his big scene. “God damn liberal fuck god dammit never lets me say what I want it’s all scripted it’s all a joke.” He mumbled. I reached over to his left nipple (that’s how I calm him down) but he slapped my hand away. “I can’t do this anymore!” He stormed out. I never saw him again. If anyone’s seen my Filbert, my Doctor Pig, let me know. How I miss him. Send him home to me
Update…
Doctor Filbert Pig came back home last night…He came home with tears in his eyes. I pulled him in for an embrace and he sobbed into me. I let him…
This morning we continued as if nothing happened. I cuddled him on the couch and sucked on his nipples. Back at the Barnyard came on. I looked at Filbert to see if he was okay. I see him inhale, he was uncomfortable, I know it. I reached for the remote, he grabbed my arm. “Leave it on.”
I gulped. We watched on for a while until I heard the familiar tune. It was the doctor Pig segment. He gripped onto the couch. I held his thighs. “Stupid stupid stupid stupid!” He yelled
“Filbert let me turn it off…”
“DOCTOR PIG! DOCTOR!!! PIG!!!!”
I jolted. He’d never yelled at me before
“Filb…..doctor pig, please let m-“
He turned up the tv at its highest volume. He stood up and stared at himself in the screen with great anger. When the segment ended he looked back at me. I’ve never seen anyone that upset in my life.
“Doctor Pig, please…..”
He immediately started spinning the fastest speed I could ever imagine. His arms flung out and he flew upward through the roof and toward heaven. My angel, doctor, filbert…he’s left me behind again…I’m scared for my Pig.
Somebody, anybody, keep an eye out for the sky and contact me if you see Filbert.
Please.